The Zones... upper division credits!

So, do you know all the "ZONES"? Are you hitting them all? Are your zones different than someone else's zones? Let's talk about this, shall we? 

We're talking about
LESSON 401: EROGENOUS ZONES. 

Some people say they have a 'spot'...

Others say they don't have a specific spot, but just like to be touched a certain way (gentle, tickly, with/without nails, rough, soft, slow, fast). 

 Yeah... just like that...

However, I think we can all agree that the human body has a certain number of places that have nerve clusters that tend to be in the same places on all human bodies. But it's not just about NERVES.

Making whoopie more fun than "meh" really comes from keeping things interesting and having a good roadmap. But rather than re-invent the wheel, I'm just going to refer to this particular scene from the TV show "Friends" and then we can discuss our interpretation of it after you watch it. 

(Rolls TV/VCR cart into classroom)

 Do you need 3 minutes? Take a break if you need to...

Ok, you good now?
So... what do YOU think zones 1 through 7 are? I noticed that someone in the comments of the above YouTube video believes the zones are:
           1. Lips            2. Breasts            3. Butt            4. Neck and behind ears            5. Inside of thighs            6. Clitoris            7. Vagina/G-spot

Do you agree? I'm pretty sure we would all agree on what "7" is...

...but I think it's possible to say that 1 through 6 could vary depending on the woman. This might be a great chance for you to discuss this with your partner and find out their "1 through 6", cause we all know that 1,2,3,4,5,6 all lead to... 

But what about our guy-friends out there? 

If we assume that "7" is your tally-whacker then what would you say is your "1 through 6"?  

Wait wait wait... I'm totally LOL-ing because tally-whacker is actually in spell-check, and this is what gif I found when I searched for "Tally Whacker" LMAO

Really??? lol

Ok, sorry, I digress...
SO. Is #2 pretty much the same if we substitute breasts for nipples? What is your substitute for #6? It might not be a bad idea for you to know what your own zones are before expecting someone else to know them. Keep that in mind.   

ASSIGNMENT: Write up your "1 through 6" list and then re-watch the Friends video to see if that would do it for you. Do it. ...do it NOW.